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Blake Griffin Destroys Kendrick Perkins' Life

2012-01-31T01:17:00.001-05:00

R.I.P. Kendrick Perkins. My condolences to his family and friends.

Iggy Azalea Signs To Interscope

2012-01-29T10:45:00.001-05:00

I haven't really checked out any news sites in the past few days, so I didn't find out until today that Iggy Azalea signed with Interscope on Friday. That's what's up! I hope everything works out for her and her sweet Australian ass.

Her debut album, The New Classic, is slated to be released in June, but don't take that as a solid date just yet.

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Ed Sheeran & Yelawolf - You Don't Know (For Fuck Sake)

2012-01-28T23:59:00.027-05:00

If you've been checking out FiyahMuZik.com for awhile you just might remember Ed Sheeran from this performance I posted of him on the Foxxhole way back in 2010. Well he and Yelawolf are working on a joint EP called Slumdon Bridge. I'm obviously a fan of both, so I will definitely be checking for it, but first, let's get into this new track.

Ed Sheeran & Yelawolf - You Don't Know (For Fuck Sake)

I already figured I would like this track before I pressed play, but that just confirmed it. Dope shit.

Action Bronson & Statik Selektah - Strictly Business Pt. 1 & 2

2012-01-28T23:59:00.000-05:00

Here's the first offering off of Action Bronson and Statik Selektah's new mixtape New Jack City: Chopped & Screwed. Enjoy!

Action Bronson & Statik Selektah - Strictly Business Pt. 1 & 2

Fucking dope ass shit! This 'tape is gonna be fiyah!

Bleu Davinci Doesn't Fuck With Young Jeezy

2012-01-28T23:48:00.001-05:00

And he called Young a homo. It's true. Just fast forward about 4 minutes into the video and hear for yourself.

That's odd because apparently Meech still fucks with Jeezy.

Oh well, let me stop acting like I give a shit. G-Unit Radio needs to step their guest game up.

STFU Award: Alley Boy

2012-01-28T23:27:00.001-05:00

Niggas. I hate them.

GOP Presidential Online Internet Cyber Debate

2012-01-28T23:25:00.000-05:00

I don't know how this flew under my radar for so long, but that ends today!

Casual Football Talk: Regular Podcast Edition

2012-01-28T17:53:00.002-05:00

There's no games to pick this week, but here's a podcast to make up for last week's no show. This very well might be our best one yet (besides me saying the Cowboys had 8th round draft picks in '09 for some reason). We talked about my famousness, Drake and Common, Barack Obama's singing, March Madness, "Red Tails," Awkward Black Girl, donkey semen, fucked up girls, Aneesa of Real World Chicago, scouting young girls, and "Accouncements." Oh yeah, and this little game called football. Check it out:

I still can't believe Tye didn't tell me the title of the video had 2 C's instead of 2 N's. Friends, boy I tell ya lol.

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/26/12

2012-01-27T14:30:00.000-05:00

With a 17th week at #1, Adele's 21 has now been at the top for longer than any album since "The Bodyguard" soundtrack, which had a 20-week run in 1993.

Adele also tops the Hot 100 this week as her song Set Fire To The Rain dethrones Rihanna's We Found Love. Kelly Clarkson's Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) flies 21-8 to invade the top 10, and Jessie J gets her first top 10 as Domino jumps 15-10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Kidz Bop Kids - Kidz Bop 21 (2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (3-3)
4. Drake - Take Care (4-4)
5. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (7-5)
6. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (6-6)
7. James Fortune & FIYA - Identity (7)
8. Toby Keith - Clancy's Tavern (22-8)
9. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (8-9)
10. Nickelback - Here & Now (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (2-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-2)
3. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (3-3)
4. David Guetta - Turn Me On (10-4)
5. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (6-5)
6. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-6)
7. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (5-7)
8. Kelly Clarkson - Stronger (What Doesn't Kill You) (21-8)
9. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-9)
10. Jessie J - Domino (15-10)

Tyga's Faded featuring Lil Wayne debuts at #52.
Mary J. Blige's Mr. Wrong with Drake debuts at #98.
Jay-Z and Kanye's No Church In The Wild debuts at #100.

Chris Rock Wants To Do Comedy Tour With Dave Chappelle

2012-01-26T23:57:00.022-05:00

Holy shit, is that Chris Rock or Cornel West in 1993? Whatever, here's what Rock had to say about the potential tour:

"I've been talking to Chappelle a lot. Been trying to get Chappelle to go on tour," he told us. Those reports had surfaced briefly in October, but we'd heard nothing since then; is Rock really going to make this a reality? "You know I'm not the hard one," he said, laughing. "But I'm trying to make that happen. After seeing Kanye and Jay-Z, I was like, 'Me and Dave should do this."

Wow, that would be amazing! I didn't even go to the Watch The Throne concert, but there is no way in the fucking world I would miss a Chris Rock/Dave Chappelle tour. No fucking way! Come on Dave, make it happen baby!

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Diddy Planning On Starting A Cable Network

2012-01-26T23:55:00.004-05:00

Here's the details:

Sean Combs, the entertainment impresario known as Diddy, is planning to launch a music-themed cable network, according to three sources with knowledge of his plans. The channel is called Revolt and is aiming to launch at the end of the year--12/12/12, to be specific.

Sources with knowledge of the Revolt playbook describe it as a music and music news channel with an urban skew. One described it as the old days of MTV, but for more of the African American audience. The venture is well funded, say the sources.

This is an excellent idea and I'm behind it 100%. You would be hard pressed to find something involving Diddy that I'm not willing to watch and this would be no exception. Besides, I can't wait to see what happens to the careers of on-air talent once their dropped from the network.

And with being said, here's a few original show suggestions for Revolt:

-"Remember Me?"
This would be a game show where contestants try to identify former Bad Boy artist through a series of questions.

-"REALigion with Shyne & Loon"
This would be a religious talk/debate show hosted by the 2 rappers Diddy drove deep into religion, Shyne and Loon.

-"The PerSUIT"
This would be a reality competition show to find the next great suit maker, of course hosted by Chopper. (Yes, it will be in his contract that he will have to wear the original Chopper Suit in every episode.)

Diddy, you're welcome.

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Oh Lord, MTV Is Bringing This Lame Ass Shit Back

2012-01-26T23:14:00.002-05:00

You would think after like 4 or 5 straight years of fucking up the Hottest Rappers list they would give it up, but no, not MTV. Go ahead and brace yourself for another super wrong struggle list at some point in February.

Did DJ Whoo Kid Cause Kanye West's Car Accident?

2012-01-26T21:40:00.000-05:00

Saigon - Hungry Video

2012-01-26T21:38:00.000-05:00

I know it's just a music video, but I really didn't appreciate seeing buddy chopping up that meat with no glove on. I know he's not working at Subway, but it's just not a visual I needed as I had out to eat in a few minutes lol.

Anyway, fuck with that Warning Shots 3 because it's out and it's hard body!

Tech N9ne - Am I A Psycho? (feat. B.o. B. & Hopsin)

2012-01-26T21:24:00.000-05:00

This video has been out for a few days, but I just saw it, so I'm posting it now. I really like B.o.B's Eminem flow on the last verse (though in the 90's niggas would've been legitimately upset about this) and I really really like how much Hopsin looks like a high school age version of The Game.

Twerk Team - Stupid Hoe

2012-01-26T18:47:00.001-05:00

Very, very enjoyable. I mean very. If only dudes stopped wearing them, leggings and jeggings would be the illest shit on the planet on right. They're arguably better at their job than everything else is at its job... except for when Lil Wayne and other suspect niggas are wearing them.

Anyway, here's a bonus video of the newest member of the Shake Team from down in New Orleans.

You gotta love dude's face who pops up at 2:26 lol.

Papoose - I'm Like That/Z to A Alphabetical Slaughter Teaser

2012-01-26T12:38:00.000-05:00

I'm not really fucking with that I'm Like That song, but I was amped when I heard that Alphabetical Slaughter part 2 came on. I can't wait for that one! ...But with that being said, the best part of this video was at the end when it said "Nacirmea Dream....comig soon." I busted out laughing when I saw that shit because that album has been coming soon for damn near as long as Detox. I can't believe he hasn't given up on that project yet.

Oh well, if he still wants to drop it, let it be, but I'll believe it when I see it.

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Evelyn Lozada In Maxim

2012-01-26T00:10:00.004-05:00

Here's a little known FiyahMuZik.com fact: with over 30,000 pageviews, "Battle Of The Breasts: Basketball 'Wives' Edition" is the most successful post in site history. It's true. Hopefully I can strike gold again with Evelyn's covered like I did with her exposed ones. You can see her nipple a little through her bra in the pic at the top, so maybe that will help things lol.

Joe Budden - No Church In The Wild

2012-01-25T23:56:00.000-05:00

Before we get into these new amazing bars I just wanted to spread the word about Joe Budden's reality show kickstarter campaign. Let's make that happen.

Aight, now to the bars!

Joe Budden - No Church In The Wild

Joey just doesn't fuckin' disappoint! So many hard lines in this shit, it damn near doesn't make any sense.

Waka Flocka Launches Anti-Bullying Campaign

2012-01-25T23:46:00.000-05:00

What are the chances Waka is doing this because his homeboy got bullied over candy last year? Either way, this is pretty cool, and it's nice to see rappers doing positive shit. Hopefully the campaign reaches those who really need help and not just sensitive kids who get cracked on at school every now and then.

Shit Nobody Black Says 2

2012-01-25T23:26:00.000-05:00

Just realize I never posted this lol.

President Obama's Response To The GOP Response To The State Of The Union

2012-01-25T12:38:00.000-05:00

Shout out to Reggie Brown with the awesome job as President Barack Obama! I especially loved the parts where he cracked up over that spilled milk joke, that shit had me rollin'! I'm sure we can look forward to more Reggie Brown in the coming months as the election nears. (I know, awesome prediction. You're welcome.)

Ray Lewis Postgame Locker Room Speech

2012-01-25T11:26:00.000-05:00

Even the shitty video quality can't fuck up the awesomeness of this speech. Who wouldn't love to have Ray Lewis as a teammate and leader?

Prince Fielder Signs 9-Yr/$214M Deal To Join Tigers

2012-01-24T23:06:00.000-05:00

I'm not sure why this took so long to happen, but good Lord that's a lot of fucking money. I still don't see hy these hoes keep targeting basketball and football players, baseball is where its at. Somewhere right now T.O. and Travis Henry's many baby mommas are nodding agreeingly.

Anyway, I'll leave you with this picture of young Prince Fielder rocking Zubaz from the S.I. Vault.

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NFL Winners & Losers: Championship Round

2012-01-22T05:09:00.002-05:00

No podcast this week (I'm obviously far too famous to be podcasting... kidding!), but I can't go without making my picks. So what's it gonna be? A Super Bowl XXXV rematch? A Super Bowl XLII rematch? A Super Har-Bowl? I don't know, but let's get to the picks!

Ravens (13-4) @ Patriots (14-3)

First off, how is this the first game? Giants-Niners will be good, but this game should be better. Oh well, whatever.

Even though New England looked better than it actually is last week because they played Denver and Baltimore looked worse than it actually is last week because they played Houston, I just can't see myself picking against the Patriots. I already thought the addition of Rob Gronkowski, Aaron Hernandez, and Wes Welker from the last playoff matchup between these 2 was enough to put the Pats over the top, but the fact that Ed Reed saw fit to call out Joe Flacco this week cemented it. Patriots winners, Ravens losers.

Giants (11-7) @ 49ers (14-3)

I don't even know what else to say, but start preparing for a rematch of Super Bowl XLII. Giants winners, 49ers losers.

This Week: 0-0 (.000)
Playoff Record: 5-3 (.625)
Overall Record: 162-102 (.614)
Last Week: 2-2 (.500)
Regular Season Record: 157-99 (.613)

The Woman With 2 Vaginas Gets $1 Million Porn Offer

2012-01-21T03:01:00.004-05:00

First off, her husband is the luckiest man on Earth, seeing as how he's able to cheat on his wife with his wife and have threesome without worrying about her getting jealous.

Now to the porn offer: $1 million? Really, that's it?!? The woman has 2 pussies and you're gonna offer her what Sony gave Kreayshawn to be terrible and not release an album? What the fuck? Who wouldn't pay to see the first ever all vaginal DP porno or the first ever TP (triple penetration)? Oh yeah, I know who: Nobody.

Stop being idiots and offer this bitch $10 million, Vivid!

Now the only thing left to be determined is the title of the flick. I like "Mo Vaginas, Mo Problem," but I don't see how they don't go with "2 Vaginas, 1 Girl." That's a winner. Done and done.

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The Internet - Fastlane

2012-01-21T02:27:00.000-05:00

Did I ever mention how much I love The Internet and their album Purple Naked Ladies? Well I do, and Syd Tha Kyd is now threatening Frank Ocean for the #2 spot on my "Favorite Odd Future Member" rankings (behind Tyler, of course).

Anyway, here's a few things I loved about this video:

-(0:30) The driver of the truck they stole not noticing Syd walking around to his side of the car.
-(1:41) The girls pulling up to rob the gas station, but not stealing any gas (the truck must run on lezzy love).
-(2:43) The decision to rob the diner in the middle of nowhere, that is inexplicably filled with hipsters.
-(3:07) Said inexplicably hipster-filled diner having a neat stack of money in its old-timey cash register (because you know how those diners in the middle of nowhere are racking in the dough).
-(3:18) The girls figuring they only needed to change shirts to become unrecognizable to the cops.
-(3:36) It going from daylight to sunset in the brief time they were in hipster's diner.
-(0:00) And of course figuring out Syd's cute girlfriend had to have evaded the cops on foot since Syd showed up in their stolen truck (which the cops oddly didn't seize) in The Internet's video for Cocaine.

Diddy & Shyne Reconcile

2012-01-21T01:48:00.001-05:00

This actually happened a couple days ago, but I couldn't decided if making fun of Shyne would get me sent to Hell or not. I'm still not sure, but rest assured that he will be nominated for a 2012 L.A.M.E. Award in the category of Lamest Hair (Male). Whatever, I'm just happy he's no longer making God-awful music.

(Side note: Let the records show that this is the 2nd rapper Diddy has sent into a weird religious extra (Loon being the first). I guess what I'm trying to say is that it's only a matter of time before French Montana is doing an interview live from Vatican City after his ordination. Book it.)

Nicki Minaj - Stupid Hoe Video

2012-01-21T00:09:00.001-05:00

This video wouldn't be nearly as bad or as badly received if the song didn't suck so much dick. Most of Nicki's video are weird, but the songs ranged from decent to good, Stupid Hoe is just fuckin' awful.

I did appreciate all the periodic ass shots and booty shaking though. Unfortunately, she would've had to go full Twerk Team to save the video from this putrid song.

(Side note: I'm gonna need someone to go ahead and make a .gif of 2:43-2:47 for me. Thanks ahead of time.)

50 Cent Wants To Fight Skip Bayless

2012-01-20T17:06:00.000-05:00

President Obama Sings Al Green At The Apollo

2012-01-20T02:37:00.000-05:00

That's it, call the 2012 election off, Obama just won re-election in my books! Nice!

Diggy Reveals Album Title

2012-01-19T20:34:00.000-05:00

And it's Unexpected Arrival. If you ever catch any of those old Run's House re-runs on MTV2, this title is very fitting because nobody could've saw this coming back then. NOBODY!

No word on when it'll be dropping though.

Miami Heat Debut All Black Uniforms Tonight

2012-01-19T20:20:00.000-05:00

That is all.

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/19/12

2012-01-19T11:48:00.001-05:00

Adele's 21 spends a 16th non-consecutive week at #1, which is the longest steak since the "Titanic" soundtrack in 1998.

Rihanna's We Found Love is #1 for a 10th non-consecutive week. Tyga's Rack City (23-8) inevitably bursts through the top 10, Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa's Young, Wild & Free (11-9) returns, and David Guetta's Turn Me On featuring Nicki Minaj (25-10) soars in as well.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. David Crowder Band - Give Us Rest (2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (3-3)
4. Drake - Take Care (2-4)
5. Snow Patrol - Fallen Empires (5)
6. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (4-6)
7. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (6-7)
8. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (5-8)
9. Nickelback - Here & Now (11-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (9-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-1)
2. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (4-2)
3. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-4)
5. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-5)
6. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (6-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-7)
8. Tyga - Rack City (23-8)
9. Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa - Young, Wild & Free (11-9)
10. David Guetta - Turn Me On (25-10)

Jay-Z and Kanye's Gotta Have It jumps 14 spots 98-84 in its 2nd week.
Machine Gun Kelly's Wild Boy featuring Waka Flocka Flame debuts at #98.

T.O. Joins The IFL

2012-01-18T23:57:00.001-05:00

Rumors swirled late in 2011 that T.O. was in talks to join some arena football league called the IFL, and now those rumors have become reality. Check out the announcement from T.O. himself.

I swear this is like the saddest shit ever. If this isn't a PSA for wearing condoms and not knocking up a bunch of random hoes, I don't know what is. Fellas, wrap it up.

Hey, you know what would be funny? If the IFL didn't really exist and T.O. made it up to make us believe someone wanted him like Justin Long did in "Accepted." Bad times.

Saigon - Preacher Video

2012-01-18T13:13:00.001-05:00

Dope. As. Fuck! ...Well, everything besides the cartoons not having any legs. What was that all about? Maybe the preachers and politicians took all of Saigon's money and he couldn't afford the full animation? You never know.

One this I do know is that Saigon's new mixtape Warning Shots 3: One Foot In The Grave is on the way January 24th. The latest video from the project is after the jump.

iCarly On... Shade 45?

2012-01-18T13:04:00.000-05:00

Miranda Cosgrove on Sway In The Morning? This was so random I had to post it.

I'm not gonna lie though, I actually watch and enjoy iCarly. I don't catch it as much as I used to, but if it's on, I'll definitely stop and watch. Unfortunately, I was gone all Monday and forgot about the Michelle Obama episode, but I'm sure it will be on many days to come.

I wonder if I can get Jennette McCurdy to come on with me if I reboot my podcast? She's just so damn cute to me (and yes, she's over 18 before you call me a perv). Oooh, or maybe that Victoria Justice chick? She's actually from Broward County, you know? I think I'd have a shot...okay, not really.

Snoop Dogg: Fuck The Muppets!

2012-01-18T12:35:00.000-05:00

If you can't wait the minute or so until he gets to the Muppets, just go ahead and click here.

Anyway, this shit had me rollin'! I just hope Miss Piggy doesn't take offense and get T.I. to make a diss record for Snoop. I kid, I kid!

Casa De Mi Padre Full Theatrical Trailer

2012-01-18T11:43:00.002-05:00

March 16th!

Rosenberg PSA: Rappers, Stop Promoting Drinking & Driving

2012-01-17T18:44:00.000-05:00

Strong message from Peter Rosenberg. Of course, out of all the things rappers should probably stop promoting, this is a bit further down the list, but I completely feel what he's saying here.

Freddie Gibbs & Madlib - Thuggin Video

2012-01-17T13:29:00.000-05:00

If you aren't fuckin' with Gangsta Gibbs musically, I just don't know what type of nigga you are. Hopefully we get that new album this year.

DJ Kay Slay - 60 Second Assassins (feat. Busta Rhymes, Layzie Bone, Twista & Jaz-O)

2012-01-17T13:23:00.000-05:00

How the hell did Jaz-O get the last verse? No, a better question is where in the hell did they even find Jaz-O? Either way, this shit is FIYAH!

Shit Nobody Black Says

2012-01-15T11:50:00.001-05:00

Casa De Mi Padre Teaser

2012-01-15T11:50:00.000-05:00

New Will Ferrell movie coming March 16th?! Hell fuck yeah! 2012 is the shit!

Doggisodes Ep. 14

2012-01-15T11:34:00.000-05:00

From the white girl's Dougie to Bushwick Bill dancing, this Doggiesode was wildly entertaining! Maybe my favorite one yet. Now lets all pray Wiz Khalifa's acting in "Mac & Devin Go to High School" in won't resemble this.

Dizzle Dizz - Story To Tell

2012-01-15T09:54:00.000-05:00

I like this Dizzle Dizz chick and I think she can at least take it to the level Lil Mama took it to at her peak (this is not an insult by the way). Only think I'd suggest is a better rap name. Don't get me wrong, plenty have succeeded with worse, but when you hear the name Dizzle Dizz do you think of a young lady MC? Exactly.

NFL Winners & Losers: Divisional Round

2012-01-14T14:16:00.003-05:00

It's that time again! Enjoy the podcast, it's a really good one.

Saints (14-3) @ 49ers (13-3)

For me, this was easily the hardest game to pick, great offense vs. great defense. I think New Orleans' offense is just a touch better than San Francisco's defense, and the weather won't be as much a factor as everyone thinks. Saints winners, 49ers losers.

Broncos (9-8) @ Patriots (13-3)

Look at the picture above. Isn't that the saddest Tebow you've ever seen? Unfortunately, I have a feeling we'll see being a lot more Sad Tebowing after this game. Patriots winners, Broncos losers.

Texans (11-6) @ Ravens (12-4)

I'm glad the Texans got their first playoff win last week, but all good things must come to an end. Besides the fact the Ravens have won 15 of their last 16 games in Baltimore (including a 8-0 record at home this season), I just don't see rookie QB T.J. Yates going on the road and winning a playoff game. Ravens winners, Texans losers.

Giants (10-7) @ Packers (15-1)

I'm almost 100% positive the Packers are going to win this game and you want to know why? Because waaaaay too many people think the Giants can/will win. Name me one other #1 overall seed that has been doubted as much as the defending Super Bowl champion Packers? You can't. Packers winners, Giants losers.

This Week: 2-2 (.500)
Playoff Record: 5-3 (.625)
Overall Record: 162-102 (.614)
Last Week: 3-1 (.750)
Regular Season Record: 157-99 (.613)

Saigon's Warning Shots 3: One Foot In The Grave Coming Jan. 24th

2012-01-14T00:39:00.000-05:00

Excellent news! Besides Soulja Boy's new mixtape, 2012 has started off great musically.

The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl Ep. 12

2012-01-13T13:14:00.000-05:00

Finally, The Misadventures of AWKWARD Black Girl is upon us! It was supposed to drop last night, but better late than never. Enjoy!

Vinny Wants In The NBA All-Star Weekend Celebrity Game

2012-01-13T00:22:00.000-05:00

Very impressive shooting display, very poor video display. I know damn well MTV is paying these guys good money, go get a Flip cam or something.

Anyway, why should Vinny have to do all this to get into the All-Star Celebrity Game? Lil Romeo and WNBA players were invited to play, a guy from one of the top rated shows on TV can't get an in?

Adam Carolla On Next Celebrity Apprentice

2012-01-12T23:09:00.000-05:00

Welp, it's official, looks like I'll finally be forced to watch Celebrity Apprentice. Damn you, Adam Carolla! Damn you!

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/12/12

2012-01-12T13:14:00.005-05:00

Adele's 21 grabs a 15th non-consecutive week at #1, and everything else kinda just falls in place on the Billboard 200.

Rihanna's We Found Love returns to #1, Adele's Set Fire To The Rain slides 4 spaces 8-4 and cracks the top 5 for the first time.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (1-1)
2. Drake - Take Care (2-2)
3. Black Keys - El Camino (7-3)
4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3-4)
5. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (8-5)
6. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (8-6)
7. SafetySuit - These Times (7)
8. LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking (5-8)
9. Various Artists - Now 40 (10-9)
10. Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials (6-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (2-1)
2. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (1-2)
3. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-3)
4. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (8-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-5)
6. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (3-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (7-7)
8. Jason Mraz - I Won't Give Up (8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (6-9)
10. Adele - Someone Like You (9-10)

Tyga has another strong week as Rack City soars 17 spots 40-23.
Chris Brown's Strip featuring Kevin McCall flies 21 spots 85-64 in its 4th week.
Randomly, Jay-Z and Kanye's Gotta Have It debuts at #98.

Shit Nobody Says

2012-01-11T23:58:00.000-05:00

Brilliant! I'm totally over the whole "Shit [insert random type of person] Says" videos, but I really enjoyed this one. This is one of those rare YouTube videos that after watching I get mad I didn't think of the idea first.

Anyway, check out Tripp & Tyler's YouTube channel.

(Side note: Doesn't Tyler & Tripp flow better than Tripp & Tyler or am I just crazy?)

Why???: Wiz Khalifa & Amber Rose Acting

2012-01-11T23:18:00.011-05:00

I ain't mad at Wiz for trying to get his act on, but this shit was terrible. I mean, I'm no Johnny Depp myself, but shit! Also, this is why you shouldn't get your whole body tattooed, because while there were black cowboys in the wild west, I highly doubt they were tatted up.

On the bright side, at least Master P would be proud. Or at least this little girl from Master P's movie "Uncle P" would. Either way.

Officer Ricky - Bawse Sauce (Young Jeezy Diss)

2012-01-11T22:57:00.000-05:00

Sadly, though this is a comedy video, we're officially on the clock for some idiot blogger to come along and post this as a real diss from Rick Ross to Young Jeezy. It's true, and you know it's gonna happen eventually.

Yelawolf - Let's Roll (feat. Kid Rock) Video

2012-01-11T21:12:00.000-05:00

I'm surprised this song isn't doing more damage on radio. Obviously Hip-Hop stations won't play it, but I thought it would be popular elsewhere. Clearly I was wrong.

Regardless, I think the song is still dope and I enjoyed the video. Well, except for Yelawolf having a Ricky Bobby jacket. I like to believe I'm the only dude that has one and I love breaking it out in the 2 or 3 days of winter we get down here in South Florida. Now that's ruined. Thanks, Yela!

Blue & Orange

2012-01-11T20:16:00.002-05:00

This video was actually uploaded December 26th and has nothing to do with the Broncos beating the Steelers Sunday...or does it? *Dun, dun, DUUUNNNNN!*

Young Real Nigga - Peso Freestyle

2012-01-10T19:38:00.000-05:00

Young Real Nigga dropped a new one over A$AP Rocky's Peso and it's a good one. Real Nigga Sextape is on the way Valentine's Day, so prepare your minds!

Jay-Z - Glory

2012-01-09T22:03:00.001-05:00

While fools continue dissecting Blue Ivy's name, Hov just continues to win. Funny how that works.

Jay-Z - Glory

When you're Jay-Z you don't have to save great records like this for your album, you can just put them out whenever. Only downside to this is that it makes me want a new Hov album like yesterday.

In other Blue Ivy news, a Brooklyn man is demanding an apology from Jay-Z and Beyonce because their security guards allegedly kept him from seeing his newborn twins in Lenox Hill Hospital's neonatal intensive care unit. Good luck with that, random guy.

Quick question, when did everyone become self-entitled pricks who needed an apology every time something happened to them? Okay, you were inconvenienced, now you need an apology from the 2 people who most likely had little-to-nothing to do with you being inconvenienced? Why? And let's say you do get your apology, then wait? Will the clouds part and candy will fall from the sky? No, you'll just go on living your regular ass life, so shut the fuck up and stop trying to get attention!

A grown ass man demanding an apology? He must be out his gotdamn mind. At least be a real nigga about it and demand to be blown by Beyonce, but don't demand a damn apology.

Common vs. Drake: Who Won?

2012-01-09T13:58:00.001-05:00

Sigh. You might have been wondering why I haven't talked much about this Common/Drake "beef" and the answer is because I don't care. I didn't care when Common tried to sneak diss Drake on Sweet to help move units, I didn't care when Drake was on stage acting like he was 'bout that life in from of a crowd of his supporters, I didn't care when Common finally admitted he was dissing Drake, and I don't care now that real bars have been laid down. I just want you all to realize how much I truly don't care about this lame ass beef over nothing, and that I'm only addressing it because it's my duty as the self-appointed Hip-Hop Czar. Okay, where do I begin....

(If you're only interested in hearing Drake's diss, click here to skip to where you need to be.)

First off, what's with niggas dissing niggas on tracks with other niggas who have nothing to do with it and aren't at all involved? That's lame. If you're gonna diss somebody, stand on your own and diss them, don't sandwich it in between 2 irrelevant verses on someone's project. The only way that's acceptable is if it's a quick jab (i.e. the possible slight jab Jay-Z took at Lil Wayne on H.A.M.), so that's a strike against Drake.

Okay, now let's get into these bars:

Drake's Verse
(Drake's lyrics come courtesty of KillerHipHop.com and fixed by me)
It bothers me when the Gods get to acting like the broads
Guess every team doesn't come complete with niggas like ours
That's why I see no need to compete with niggas like y'all
I just ask that when you see me you speak up, nigga that's all
Don't be duckin' like you never wanted nothin'
It's feelin' like rap changed, there was a time it was rugged
Back when if a nigga reached it was for the weapon
Nowadays niggas reach just to sell they record
Spaghetti Bolognese in Apollo Lounge
Me and my G from DC that's how I roll around
Might look light, but we heavy though
You think Drake will pull some shit like that, you never know
Million dollar meetings in Apollo Lounge
Me and my man Oliver North, that's how I roll around
Shorty wanna tell me secrets 'bout a rap nigga
I tell a bitch it's more attractive when you hold it down
Kobe 'bout to lose a hundred-fifty M's
Kobe my nigga, I hate it had to be him
Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym
(Bitch you wasn't with me shooting in the gym)
Tell Lucien I said fuck it, I'm tearing holes in my budget
Bag her like we in Publix, and take her ass out in public
Ordered it a filet, tell her butterfly it, she'll love it
She used to soda and nuggets, she really just out here thuggin'
I'm just hittin' my pinnacle, you and pussy identical
You like the fuckin' finish line we can't wait to run into you
But let me get my mind off that
Young rich muthafucka getting mine off rap
With my niggas

Very well done overall, but you can see where this verse being a feature conflicts with it being a diss for Common. The actual disses were strong, but the other non-Common related lyrics outshined them if you ask me. The part about Kobe was strong, the part about hoes telling rapper's secrets was strong, the part about homegirl being used to soda and nuggets was strong, and I don't even know Apollo Lounge (and/or Appolo Lounge) is, but I'm sure we'll hear a bunch folks talking about it now that Drake rapped about it, like they did with Moscato after Drake mentioned it on Say Something.

I love the verse, but Drake needs to stay on topic in future disses, or at least not make the other portions better than the main course. Strike #2.

Oh yeah, and stop trying to act tough, Drake. That's strike #3.

Now on to Common's diss to Drake:

(Common start rapping until deep into the track, so feel free to click here and get to the fucking point.)

I can't go a step further without talking about Common's diss song artwork. What the fuck is that shit?! How big was the original file where it's all pixelated and fucked up after being stretched to 540x329? This track couldn't just be released without artwork (if he is indeed responsible for it...which I hope he isn't and a fan created it)? That's the second strike against Common right there (the first was obviously starting this "beef" to get some buzz).

Another strike against Common is the fact that he put his verse WAY at the end of the song and made us have to wait for it. Nigga, just get the beat and spit your shit at the beginning, don't make us listen to the whole song again just to get to your 16.

Now that I got that off my chest, let's go to the lyrics:

Common's Verse
(Common's lyrics come courtesy of RapGenius.com, again fixed by me)
My motto is: Chicago, bitch
Everybody know you sweet, what the problem is?
Don't play dumb, I'm the one that acknowledged it
Son of a bitch, I imagine what your father is
She said, "How you make your opponent
The rapper of the moment?" His style, he don't own it
Acting all hard when he hardly like that
You gon' mess around and make me catch a body like that
Ohhhh! Don't do it
Because every song you make Joe is really ho music
I heard you said you wasn't a bitch because you sing
You a bitch because you cling like a bitch that's eighteen
Can't say my name, but rap about a nigga's wife
You so black and white, trying to live a nigga's life
I'm taking too long with this amateur guy
You ain't wet nobody, nigga, you Canada Dry
Short, but also nicely done...well besides the slightly off beat delivery of the last punchline. Don't get me wrong though, that Canada Dry line was still the hardest bar spit by either.

After what Drake did, it's commendable that Common actually focused on Drake for the entirety of his verse. The only part I don't get is why Common is trying to accuse Drake of not saying his name when he started the "beef" while not saying Drake's name on Sweet? Yeah, he acknowledged who he was talking about on the radio with Sway, but that came after how many months and countless interviews denying it was aimed at anyone? That's lame, and a fourth strike against Com.

And The Winner Is...
Dark skinned brothas! In this battle over nothing by these 2 light skinned niggas, the obvious winner is dark skinned dudes. Not only are they helping promote a dark skinned man's music with their bickering (in this case Rick Ross), but they're making all my dark skinned brothas everywhere look good. This is just more proof that light skinned niggas will never be back in style.

Now, who's ready to start the "Stop Light Skin On Light Skin Crime" campaign with me??

(Side note: If I really had to pick a winner, it would be Drake. Nope, not for his verse, but for the simple fact that Common started it, and comes off looking the worse in the end. Common is a legend and shouldn't need petty riffs with guys like Drake to promote his music.

And besides that, it's so many actually wack rappers Common could've called out for ruining Hip-Hop that it makes me sick he decided to pick on Drake. He can't call out 2 Chainz or Future for making terrible music, but he can call out Drake? That's so lame.)

2011: In MEMEoriam

2012-01-09T13:04:00.005-05:00

I'm gonna miss that Chuck Testa. R.I.P.

Crazed Fans Jump On Stage With DMX

2012-01-08T03:48:00.000-05:00

Damn, first buddy got yoked up before he could get a good 2 feet on stage. I also love how "rolled up sleeves because I mean business" security guy threw the last dude off the side of the stage Uncle Phil-style. That shit was pretty darn ill if you ask me.

These crazy white kids are just lucky they ran on stage with calm 2012 DMX because if they would've happened to crazy 1999 DMX I have a feeling it would've went a little like this.

Anyway, remember when MGK and DMX were in the studio together awhile back, but here's the fruit of their labor (or whatever you can make out of it at least).

Get Signed By Eli Porter!

2012-01-08T03:18:00.001-05:00

So you mean to tell me not only can I get my mixtape hosted by Eli Porter, a trophy (for God knows what), and CD duplication, I can get signed by Eli's record label too? Wow, this is just too good to be true! You know where I'll be Saturday February 11th! ...At home.

Quick question: Is the following video just a creepy promo or the creepiest promo? I can't decide.

NFL Winners & Losers: Wild Card Weekend

2012-01-07T16:44:00.002-05:00

Last week I went 12-4 to barely escape 100 failed picks on the season, and ended up with an overall record of 157-99. (Now that's what I call clutch!) Just in case you were wondering, I went 154-102 in 2010, 167-88 in 2009, and 106-62 in 2008 when I didn't start picking game until Week 5.

Anyway, let's get to the podcast and some quick picks and reasons I couldn't care less about these games.

Bengals (9-7) @ Texans (10-6)

Can I get a quick show of hands of who had Andy Dalton and T.J. Yates starting in playoffs games before the season. Anybody? Anybody?

Anyway, Houston just beat Cincy in Week 14 in Cincy, so I'm gonna take them to pull it out again in front of a Houston crowd going bananas about getting their first NFL playoff game since the '93 Oilers. Texans winners, Bengals losers.

(Side note: Just know I'm terrified by the possibility of Jake Delhomme entering this game for Houston.)

Lions (10-6) @ Saints (13-3)

All you need to know about this game is that the Lions just let Matt Flynn throw for 480 yards and 6 touchdowns on them last week when they were trying. Oh yeah, and then there's that whole "facing Drew Brees after he shattered Dan Marino's passing record in the Superdome where the Saints are 8-0" thing, but I'm not sure it'll matter much. Saints winners, Lions losers.

Falcons (10-6) @ Giants (9-7)

People are talking about this Giants' season mirroring their 2007 Super Bowl winning season, but I'm not seeing it because they could inexplicably suck for no reason this week. Good thing the Falcons are the epitome of mediocre... Oh, and the fact the Giants haven't not played in their own stadium since Week 14. Giants winners, Falcons losers.

Steelers (12-4) @ Broncos (8-8)

Ben Roethlisberger tweaked his ankle last week against Cleveland, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't have to play for Pittsburgh to beat Denver Sunday. Steelers winners, Broncos losers.

This Week: 3-1 (.750)
Playoff Record: 3-1 (.750)
Overall Record: 160-100 (.615)
Last Week: 12-4 (.750)
Regular Season Record: 157-99 (.613)

Guide The Cock, Don't Block It!

2012-01-07T15:57:00.004-05:00

I've only seen like 2.3% of Timothy DeLeGhetto's videos, but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the funniest. I don't care, I don't care, this shit is fucking hilarious!

(Side note: Asian girls with regular eyes kinda scare me... but I'd still hit homegirl regardless.)

The Confession

2012-01-07T15:52:00.005-05:00

I just found out about TomSka last night and this video is hilarious to me.

Now I would tell you to go check out his other videos, but dude already has over 550,000 subscribers and over 150,000,000 video views, so chances are you've already seen them.

Eastbound & Down Season 3 Premieres Feb. 19th!

2012-01-06T19:40:00.000-05:00

Fucking yes!

Loser Rapper: "Wiz Stole My Song!"

2012-01-06T19:37:00.000-05:00

If you hadn't heard, the creator of this audio atrocity called Pink N Yellow, is suing Wiz Khalifa for $2.3 million for stealing his song.

Sigh.

SOURCE

Thursday Billboard Update - 1/5/12

2012-01-05T19:06:00.000-05:00

Back down to Earth the Billboard 200 goes after an extremely fruitful Christmas week. Adele's 21 floats back to the top, Drake's Take Care slides back up to #2, and so on and so on.

Not much is going on on the Hot 100, LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It remains at #1 and Gym Class Heroes' Stereo Hearts re-enters the top 10 (11-10).

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Adele - 21 (2-1)
2. Drake - Take Care (5-2)
3. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3-3)
4. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (6-4)
5. LMFAO - Sorry for Party Rocking (16-5)
6. Florence + The Machine - Ceremonials (20-6)
7. Black Keys - El Camino (9-7)
8. Coldplay - Mylo Xyloto (12-8)
9. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (7-8)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (10-10)

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (1-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (2-2)
3. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (3-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (4-4)
5. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (6-5)
6. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (9-6)
7. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (5-7)
8. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (7-8)
9. Adele - Someone Like You (8-9)
10. Gym Class Heroes - Stereo Hearts (11-10)

Nelly's The Champ debuts at #64.
B.o.B's Play The Guitar featuring Andre 3000 debuts at #98.

Kyla Pratt's Baby Daddy Wants You To "Do The Supahead"

2012-01-04T23:56:00.022-05:00

Thank goodness this didn't come out any time between 2005 and 2007 when Superhead was relevant because this might've actually become a hit. It would still be terrible regardless, but it would've at least had a chance back then. Bullet dodged.

Anyway, yes, this is fine ass Kyla Pratt's baby daddy, and yes, her not only fucking, but also having a baby by this lame ass nigga dramatically lowers the value of her pussy. Bad times.

The Dumbest Tweets Of 2011

2012-01-04T23:56:00.000-05:00

This is just so fucking classic! Why didn't I think of this? Yeah, you're right, I'm far too lazy.

Pill On Rick Ross: "I Don't Talk To Him"

2012-01-04T23:39:00.000-05:00

Sad, sad, sad. Well evidently Pill never signed an actual contract with Maybach Music Group (which makes his Twitter rant last week seem even dumber), and his actual label, Warner Bros., isn't giving him any support.

RAPPER NEWSFLASH!

If you're waiting on a label to do anything for you in 2012, just go ahead and quit now!

Anyway, let's go ahead and start countdown until Pill drops an MMG diss record and eventually apologizes before disappearing forever. Goodness, this is just so sad, but in the immortal words of Young Buck, "Nigga just be confused."

FiyahMuZik.com's Top & Bottom 10's Of 2011

2012-01-02T15:04:00.002-05:00

Top 10 Albums Of 2011

1. The Game - The R.E.D. Album
I love Jay-Z and I love Kanye, but I'm not gonna even sit here and front like The R.E.D. Album wasn't the illest album released last year.

2. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Watch The Throne
I'm not gonna lie, I didn't love it after the first listen, but clearly I was tripping because this shit is GREAT! And it produced one of the best all around songs of the year in Niggas In Paris. What more could you ask for?

3. Bad Meets Evil - Hell: The Sequel
I never looked at Hell: The Sequel as an EP because it was easily better than 95% of LPs released in 2011. Eminem and Royce together is just unfair.

4. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition
It took forever to come out, but I couldn't be happier with the final product. Yeah, it has way too many features, but TM103 is jammin' like hell.

5. Kendrick Lamar - Section.80
I can't say enough about what Kendrick Lamar brings to the tables lyrically, dude is just fucking ill.

6. Drake - Take Care
You can say Drake is soft all you want, but you're lying to yourself if you say Take Care is a good fucking album.

7. Childish Gambino - Camp
I started to not give Donald Glover a chance solely based on his terrible, terrible rap name, but this Camp album is impressive. He was trying too hard to sound like Kanye and Eminem on a few tracks, but the overall product was dope.

8. Snoop Dogg - Doggumentary
Don't sleep on Snoop because this is his 64th album, Doggumentary is a good as shit. A few fillers, but mostly dope ass music.

9. Wale - Ambition
There's still something about Wale's flow that I don't love, but Ambition is like 1000x better than Attention Deficit.

10. Styles P - Master Of Ceremony
SP is definitely on the top of his game on Master Of Ceremony.

Bottom 10 Albums Of 2011

1. Lil B - I'm Gay
I still have no idea what the fuck Lil B is rapping for.

2. Gucci Mane - The Return Of Mr. Zone 6
Same goes for Gucci Mane.

3. Pastor Troy - Still Troy
And Pastor Troy.

4. Blu - Jesus
I heard Blu was supposed to be some good, but this album definitely was far from it. I had no clue what the hell was going on on this shit from start to finish.

5. Gucci Mane & Waka Flocka - Ferrari Boyz
Just like Watch The Throne, only without the good music.

6. Cali Swag District - The Kickback
I'm not gonna say I'm happy one of the members of Cali Swag District got murdered, but I am happy this will likely be the last one of their album I'll have to suffer through.

7. LMFAO - Sorry For Party Rocking
Sadly, these clowns are considered rappers. I knew this shit would suck when I saw will.i.am's crazy ass executive produced it.

8. New Boyz - Too Cool To Care
How did these niggas get a 2nd album? Let's make sure it all ends here.

9. Project Pat - Loud Pack
I fuck with Project Pat, but he can't rap for shit.

10. Lupe Fiasco - Lasers
Sigh.

Top 10 Mixtapes Of 2011

1. Big K.R.I.T. - Return Of 4Eva
This is almost unfair because this could've been released as K.R.I.T.'s debut album, the music is that good. Let's all just pray he's not wasting all of his good songs on mixtapes and has no steam left for the actual album like J. Cole.

2. Fabolous - The Soul Tape
I love Fab, but this very well may be the illest project of his entire career. I fucking love The Soul Tape!

3. The Game - Hoodmorning (No Typo)
Wack title, great mixtape.

4. Ludacris - 1.21 Gigawatts
I'll overlook the Gucci Mane and Waka Flocka feature because the rest of the 'tape was so damn good.

5. Freddie Gibbs - Cold Day In Hell
Freddie Gibbs is just good, I don't know what else to say.

6. Willie The Kid - The Fly 2
I know not many folks are checking for Willie The Kid, but The Fly 2 is ill.

7. Fred The Godson - City Of God
Freddie Gibbs, Fred The Godson, is Fred the new "Ice" of rap names? Either way, City Of God was dope.

8. The Game - Purp & Patron: The Hangover
No, I'm not on The Game's dick, he just had a helluva year musically.

9. Jae Millz - Potent Music
It's a shame Millz is buried on the Cash Money/Young Money roster because Potent Music is probably the best project to come from them outside of Take Care.

10. 50 Cent - The Big Ten
I gotta give 50 Cent credit, I didn't think he had it in him. Oh, and I'm still happy he decided to change the cover.

Bottom 10 Mixtapes Of 2011

1. Kreayshawn - Kittys x Choppas
Not Lil B. Not Soulja Boy. Kreayshawn. Thank God majority of her 15 minutes of fame are up and it's looking increasingly unlikely we'll see a full studio album.

2. Lil B - Bitch Mob Respect Da Bitch
I thought it would be impossible to make music that sounds worse than this mixtape title, but Lil B showed me otherwise.

3. Soulja Boy - Smooky
I really don't know what this nigga is doing with his life.

4. Lil B - Black Flame
I don't even know what negative is left to say about Lil B.

5. Future - Streetz Calling
It's ironic he calls himself Future seeing how he has no future in music.

6. Soulja Boy - Juice
(See #4 and replace "Lil B" with "Soulja Boy.")

7. Lil B - Red Flame Devil Music Edition
(See #4.)

8. Soulja Boy - 1Up
(See #6.)

9. OJ Da Juiceman - Culinary Art School 2
I don't think "Da Juiceman" said more than 10 words during the entirety of this mixtape.

10. 2 Chainz - T.R.U. REALigion
With all the buzz 2 Chainz has gotten recently I forgot he was terrible at rapping. T.R.U. REALigion reminded me.

Skillz - 2011 Rap Up

2012-01-01T14:39:00.000-05:00

Per usual, Skillz hits his one song a year benchmark on January 1st.

Skillz - 2011 Rap Up

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 17

2011-12-30T17:45:00.003-05:00

It's Week 17, damn, where did the season go? Oh well, let's plow on with this week's podcast with one Tye Diamond.

1) Cowboys (8-7) @ Giants (8-7)

Dallas is 0-6 in its last six games on NBC's Sunday Night Football (0-3 this season) and this game got flexed to the Sunday night slot. Long story short, the Cowboys don't stand a chance. The sad part is that in all likelihood, Tony Romo's Hamburger Helper-esque swollen hand won't have anything to do with this inevitable loss, but Rob Ryan's terrible defense will. Giants winners, Cowboys losers.

2) Ravens (11-4) @ Bengals (9-6)

To rest your starters or not rest your starters, that is the question. I'm sure the Ravens will play their guys though because if they lose this game and the Steelers beat the Browns, they'll drop from the 2nd seed in the playoffs to the 5th. Regardless, I still think Cincy wins. Bengals winners, Ravens losers.

3) Steelers (11-4) @ Browns (4-11)

Ben Roethlisberger, Maurkice Pouncey, and Emmanuel Sanders are all expected to start this game, but they could beat Seneca Wallace with Charlie Batch starting, right? Steelers winners, Browns losers.

4) Bills (6-9) @ Patriots (12-3)

I'd be surprised if the Pats didn't play their starters in this one because if they lose and the Steelers win, they'll lose the #1 seed and home field advantage throughout the playoffs. Don't put to much into Brady missing practice and getting X-rays. Patriots winners, Bills losers.

5) Chiefs (6-9) @ Broncos (8-7)

Isn't it wild that Tim Tebow will have to beat Kyle Orton to make it to the playoffs? Unreal how these pan out.

Sadly, I'm going to have to pick against my boy Tebow this time. Denver's defense (you know, the one that everyone said deserved so much credit for Denver's win streak) has been terrible as of late, plus Orton likely knows all their plays/calls/signals anyway. Chiefs winners, Broncos losers.

6) Chargers (7-8) @ Raiders (8-7)

I still think the Broncos make it to the playoffs, but they'll back in to it when Carson Palmer does Carson Palmer things this Sunday. Chargers winners, Raiders losers.

7) Jets (8-7) @ Dolphins (5-10)

This just isn't the Jets' year and they can officially kiss the postseason goodbye with this latest L. Dolphins winners, Jets losers.

8) Panthers (6-9) @ Saints (12-3)

Sean Payton says the Saints will play their starters, so I like them to finish the season undefeated at home. Saint winners, Panthers losers.

9) Lions (10-5) @ Packers (14-1)

I doubt the Packers play their starters and I think the Lions will. Lions winners, Packers losers.

10) Titans (8-7) @ Texans (10-5)

Wade Phillips will be back with Houston, but they really have no reason to play to win this game, and Tennessee does. Titans winners, Texans losers.

11) Seahawks (7-8) @ Cardinals (7-8)

Poor Seahawks, last year 7 wins was good enough to get them in the playoffs, this year it isn't even enough to have them in contention. Bad times. Seahawks winners, Cardinals losers.

12) Redskins (5-10) @ Eagles (7-8)

Last time Rex Grossman saw the Eagles he threw 4 interceptions and loss since job to John Beck, effectively ending the Redskins season. Eagles winners, Redskins losers.

13) Colts (2-13) @ Jaguars (4-11)

Dan Orlovsky's wife, Tiffany, delivered triplets Wednesday, and Dan Orlovsky will give Indianapolis its third win Sunday. Colts winners, Jaguars losers.

14) 49ers (12-3) @ Rams (2-13)

Even if Kellen Clemens wasn't starting for the Rams there's still no way I'd pick them. 49ers winners, Rams losers.

15) Buccaneers (4-11) @ Falcons (9-6)

I don't know if Atlanta will play its guys or not, but I can't pick Tampa to beat anybody. Falcons winners, Bucs losers.

16) Bears (7-8) @ Vikings (3-12)

With the way he played before he got hurt and the way the Bears player after he got hurt, I'm surprised Jay Cutler didn't grab a spot on the Pro Bowl. It's not like he would've been the only player on IR to make the team. Either way, Eli still doesn't deserve his spot. Vikings winners, Bears losers.

This Week: 12-4 (.750)
Last Week: 10-6 (.625)
Season: 157-99 (.613)

Somebody's Gonna Get Pregnant: Rihanna's Rolling Stone Outtakes

2011-12-29T12:00:00.004-05:00

I love Rihanna. I love Rihanna. Oh, and did I mention that I love Rihanna? Okay, just making sure because I love Rihanna!

Thursday Billboard Update - 12/29/11

2011-12-29T11:29:00.002-05:00

Being that Christmas is over, this is most likely Michael Buble's Christmas last week on top. If it is, he goes out with a bang with 467,000 sold. Likely to takeover for Buble next week is Adele's 21, which remains on fire at #2 with another 399,000 sold. Either way, she's locked up the best selling album of 2011 as 21 has sold 5.68 million since its release in North America on February 22nd. Debuting at #3 is Young Jeezy's TM103: Hustlerz Ambition with 232,938 sold.

After 8 straight weeks, Rihanna's We Found Love gets dethroned by LMFAO's Sexy And I Know It. Entering the top 10 this week is Adele's Set Fire To The Rain (13-7) and Big Sean's Dance (A$$) remix with Nicki Minaj (12-10). This is Big Sean's first top 10 record, and Nicki's 4th.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Buble - Christmas (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (2-2)
3. Young Jeezy - TM103: Hustlerz Ambition (3)
4. Justin Bieber - Under The Mistletoe (3-4)
5. Drake - Take Care (7-5)
6. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (5-6)
7. Rihanna - Talk That Talk (14-7)
8. Nickelback - Here & Now (6-8)
9. Black Keys - El Camino (4-9)
10. Various Artists - Now 40 (11-10)

Common's The Dreamer, The Believer debuts at #18 with 69,000 sold.

Roscoe Dash's J.U.I.C.E. debuts at #132 with 9,500 sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-1)
2. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-2)
3. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (5-3)
4. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-4)
5. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (6-5)
6. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (4-6)
7. Adele - Set Fire To The Rain (13-7)
8. Adele - Someone Like You (7-8)
9. LMFAO - Party Rock Anthem (15-9)
10. Big Sean - Dance (A$$) (12-10)

Tyga's Rack City jumps 12 spots 56-44.
Flo Rida's Wild Ones featuring Sia debuts at #57.
Young Jeezy's I Do featuring Jay-Z and Andre 3000 debuts at #61.
Nicki Minaj's terrible new song Stupid Hoe debuts at #81.
Mac Miller's Knock Knock debuts at #88.

Joe Budden Cancels Feature Presentation

2011-12-28T20:19:00.000-05:00

Sad, sad news... but I understand.

Why???: Bizarre Gets A Nicki Minaj Tattoo

2011-12-28T01:44:00.000-05:00

If you don't want to watch the whole video (which I'm sure you don't), just skip to 7:48.

I want to fuck Nicki Minaj too, but this is just plain retarded. And I know retarded is his whole schtick, but how does this he Bizzy at all? Obviously it's not gonna make Nicki fuck him, but it also isn't wild enough to get him any real buzz going. If you're a rapper and doing something doesn't get you pussy or money, then why do it? Exxxxactly!

Oh well, at least we have an early leader in the club house for Lamest Tattoo on next year's L.A.M.E. Awards.

Tyga - Lob City (LA Clippers Remix)

2011-12-28T01:16:00.001-05:00

Tyga - Lob City (L.A. Clippers Remix)

A wise man once said this would happen, I wonder who that was??

Tyga isn't the only one to do the inevitably (of course), check out this Lob City music video by some rapper we've never heard of.

Cory Gunz - YMCMB MMG (feat. Meek Mill) Video

2011-12-28T00:43:00.002-05:00

A New Fuck Da City Up Promo With Dr. Dre

2011-12-28T00:11:00.000-05:00

I'm sure Dr. Dre wasn't doing shit in the studio but wasting time, but I guess this is nice to see.

Random News Shit: NFL Headlines

2011-12-27T20:29:00.031-05:00

1) 2012 Pro Bowl Rosters Announced

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Phil Rivers and Eli Manning made the Pro Bowl? What the fuck? Okay, you can talk me into Eli (even though both Matt Stafford and Tony Romo are having better seasons than him), but Phil Rivers? I know the AFC are lacking many other options, but come the fuck on! The guy who single handedly wrecked my fantasy team is going to the Pro Bowl? I'm just in utter disbelief right now.

2) Jay Cutler & Matt Forte Head To IR
Not sure exactly what the Bears were waiting for with this decision, they had to know they weren't making the playoffs after Caleb Hanie's first start.

3) 49ers Release Braylon Edwards

Sad. Sad. Sad.

Brees Breaks Marino's Passing Record

2011-12-27T20:29:00.000-05:00

Dan Marino set the record back in 1984 and now Drew Brees is the new passing yardage king (though he probably should've broken it 3 years ago). Through 15 games, Brees already has 5,087 yards, with a chance to pad those numbers in Week 17 against Carolina's weak defense with the #2 seed in the NFC on the line. Congrats to him.

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2011 L.A.M.E. Awards Commercials!

2011-12-26T14:08:00.003-05:00

Yes, Yes! The Twerk Team Finally Gets It Right!

2011-12-26T13:13:00.000-05:00

If I would've known I was given the option of just seeing fine ass Mizz Twerksum dance, I would've watched this video when it first came out Thursday. While I still wish she would just go solo, this is clearly the next best thing.

Don't get me wrong though, I like Lady L, I just much rather see her sister dance.

Are You My Daddy?: Bill Walker & Kyle Barker

2011-12-25T15:02:00.002-05:00

Bill Walker of the New York Knicks' bench wants to know if Kyle Barker from Living Single is his daddy? I'm gonna have to go ahead and say yes!

2011 L.A.M.E. Awards

2011-12-24T16:01:00.000-05:00

If you insist on not watching the whole video, or just looking for particular awards, I made a viewer guide with direct links to every category, commercial, and Young Real appearance. Thanks for watching!

L.A.M.E. Awards Viewer Guide
Sports begins here.
Entertainment begins here.
Style begins here.
Music begins here.
LAME OF THE YEAR

First Commercial
Second Commercial
Third Commercial
Fourth Commercial

Young Real Nigga presents 2 awards.
New Young Real Nigga song

Baracka Flacka Flames - I Run The Military

2011-12-24T16:00:00.000-05:00

Classic!

The Challenge: Battle Of The Exes Trailer

2011-12-24T15:57:00.002-05:00

This shit looks so trill! It starts January 25th and you know I'll be there!

Jerome Simpson & The Illest Touchdown Of Ever!

2011-12-24T15:54:00.001-05:00

That shit cray!

A Fabolous Christmas (There Is No Competition 3 Coming Christmas Day!)

2011-12-24T08:38:00.000-05:00

Niiiiiicccceeee! This shit is so dope!

David Banner Destroys Bloggers & That Bum Ass White Ho

2011-12-23T20:39:00.003-05:00

Damn, tell 'em why you mad son! This is all real though.

NFL Winners & Losers: Week 16

2011-12-23T18:50:00.004-05:00

I didn't have time to write a picks column last week, but I went 8-8. Anyway, check out this great new podcast with Tye, plus this week's picks.

1) Giants (7-7) @ Jets (8-6)

The Jets are talking shit, the Giants are talking shit, bloody Eli Manning face playbooks are being used, and Mark Sanchez is likely fucking Kate Upton; The battle for New York is here! Both teams badly need this game to make the playoffs and I think the "home" team will prevail. Jets winners, Giants losers.

2) Eagles (6-8) @ Cowboys (8-6)

~~This is totally a game Dallas would/should lose, but I'll give them the benefit of the doubt if the Giants go down like I expect them to in the 1pm games.~~ Fuck it, I've changing my pick. Eagles winners, Cowboys losers.

3) Falcons (9-5) @ Saints (11-3)

This game will be way closer than it probably should be, but I got the Saints pulling it out when it's all said and done. Saints winners, Falcons losers.

4) 49ers (11-3) @ Seahawks (7-7)

I'm always leary of picking against Seattle in Seattle, but the Niners defense is fucking strong. 49ers winners, Seahawks losers.

5) Chargers (7-7) @ Lions (9-5)

Phil Rivers playing great to spite me after wrecking my fantasy season + playing indoors + Detroit's terrible secondary = San Diego going into Week 17 8-7. Chargers winners, Lions losers.

6) Cardinals (7-7) @ Bengals (8-6)

This should be an oddly good game, but I'll give Cincy the edge because they're at home. Bengals winners, Cardinals losers.

7) Dolphins (5-9) @ Patriots (11-3)

You just don't lose to the Dolphins after you beat Tim Tebow. Patriots winners, Dolphins losers.

8) Broncos (8-6) @ Bills (5-9)

The anointed one was defeated by the God's true favorite last Sunday, I don't see why they can't bounce back this week versus the dead-in-the-water Bills. Broncos winners, Bills losers.

9) Bears (7-7) @ Packers (13-1)

You can feed into that "Chiefs showed the blueprint to beating the Packers" bullshit if you want, but I don't think they lose another game this season unless they rest their starters next Week. Packers winners, Bears losers.

10) Raiders (7-7) @ Chiefs (6-8)

Quick show of hands, who had KC beating Green Bay last week? I just want to know who I can never trust again because they're a fucking liar. Chiefs winners, Raiders losers.

11) Browns (4-10) @ Ravens (10-4)

Baltimore looked pretty bad last Sunday, but they should still be able to bounce back at home against their old selves. Ravens winners, Browns losers.

12) Vikings (2-12) @ Redskins (5-9)

I wonder if Dan Sydner realizes Washington would likely be in the playoff hunt had Mike Shanahan not started John Beck those few games? Redskins winners, Vikings losers.

13) Texans (10-4) @ Colts (1-13)

I'm glad Indy finally got their first win, now it's time to get back on the losing side of things. Texans winners, Colts losers.

14) Jaguars (4-10) @ Titans (7-7)

I don't really know what to make of either of these teams, but the Titans are better, so I'll give them the edge. Titans winners, Jaguars losers.

15) Rams (2-12) @ Steelers (10-4)

Ben Roethlisberger could get his leg amputated and Pittsburgh would still be able to beat the St. Louis. Steelers winners, Rams losers.

16) Buccaneers (4-10) @ Panthers (5-9)

I put 0 stock in the Cowboys killing Tampa, they have completely given up. I'd be stunted if Cam Newton didn't make the Bucs his bitch Saturday. Panthers winners, Buccaneers losers.

This Week: 10-6 (.625)
Last Week: 8-8 (.500)
Season: 145-95 (.604)

T.I. Fuck Da City Up Coming New Year's Day!

2011-12-23T16:06:00.000-05:00

Meant to post this the other day, but T.I. has a new mixtape coming out on New Year's Day.

Asher Roth - Common Knowledge

2011-12-22T12:47:00.000-05:00

Thursday Billboard Update - 12/22/11

2011-12-22T11:39:00.000-05:00

On the last charts of 2011, Michael Buble's Christmas dominates all the competition again, blah, blah, blah. Expect that to end shortly.

Rihanna's We Found Love gets a 8th straight week at #1 and nothing else really happened in the top 10.

The Billboard 200 1-10
first week debuts in bold

1. Michael Buble - Christmas (1-1)
2. Adele - 21 (3-2)
3. Justin Bieber - Under The Mistletoe (4-3)
4. Black Keys - El Camino (2-4)
5. Lady Antebellum - Own The Night (15-5)
6. Nickelback - Here & Now (8-6)
7. Drake - Take Care (7-7)
8. Andrea Bocelli - Concerto (6-8)
9. Scotty McCreery - Clear As Day (13-9)
10. Amy Winehouse - Lioness: Hidden Treasures (5-10)

Again, proving how important it is to have an actual fan, Anthony Hamilton's Back To Love quietly drops and debuts #12 with 63,000 copies sold.
Snoop Dogg & Wiz Khalifa's "Mac & Devin Go To High School" soundtrack debuts at #26 with 39,000 albums sold.

The Billboard Hot 100 1-10
first time top 10's in bold

1. Rihanna - We Found Love (1-1)
2. LMFAO - Sexy And I Know It (2-2)
3. Bruno Mars - It Will Rain (3-3)
4. Flo Rida - Good Feeling (5-4)
5. Katy Perry - The One That Got Away (4-5)
6. Jay-Z & Kanye West - Niggas In Paris (6-6)
7. Adele - Someone Like You (6-7)
8. David Guetta - Without You (9-8)
9. Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger (8-9)
10. T-Pain - 5 O'Clock (10-10)

Adele's Set Fire To The Rain inches 8 spots closer to the top 10, 21-13.
Pitbull's International Love featuring Chris Brown gains 16 spaces 46-30 in it's 7th week.
Ke$ha returns to the Hot 100, as Sleazy Remix 2.0 featuring Lil Wayne, Wiz Khalifa, T.I., & Andre 3000 starts at #37.
Waka Flocka Flame's Round Of Applause featuring Drake jumps 11 spots 97-86 in its 2nd week.

Drake - The Motto (feat. Lil Wayne & Tyga) Video

2011-12-21T21:46:00.001-05:00

I see it's becoming a bit of a tradition for Drake to make at least one question fashion choice per video. In Headlines it was the Bill Cosby sweater and this time it's the cheetah print jacket (that I have a hard time assuming he found in the men's department). Oh well, at least he had Lil Wayne's inflatable green boots in the video to soften the blow.

(Side note: Young Real Nigga murked everybody on this beat!)

A Weekend With Mystikal

2011-12-21T12:49:00.000-05:00

32 New Chapters Of Trapped In The Closet??

2011-12-21T12:41:00.000-05:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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